jakeforjesus:

"Hey can I have some of your-"

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I’m in such a good mood baking my favourite cookies when I realized that I didn’t have any more coconut flakes.

Now I have to go outside OH CRUEL WORLD THOSE TWENTY LITERAL METERS TO THE SUPERMARKET I LIVE NEXT TO

jaelove123:

I’ve been slowly but surely catching up with sleepy hollow and it just gets better and better I can’t deal with this I love this show a Lot

Exactly what I though, I pushed watching the first episode further and further, but when I watched it I was positively surprised. After the second episode I was in love and caught them up in one go. :D

theblutomato:

this-is-the-kairos:

hope this will clear the confusion.

this is important

(Quelle: galaxial)

BOLD what applies to you. (MUNDAY)

Appearance:

  • I am 5’4 or shorter. 
  • I have many scars.
  • I tan easily.
  • I wish my hair was a different color.
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
  • I have a tattoo.
  • I am self-conscious about my appearance.
  • I have/I’ve had/I need braces.
  • I wear glasses/contacts
  • I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free
  • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
  • I have more than 2 piercings.
  • I have piercings in places besides my ears.
  • I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:

  • I’ve sworn at my parent.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house.
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I want to have/adopt kids someday.
  • I have children.
  • I’ve lost a child. 

Embarrassment:

  • I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
  • Disney movies still make me cry 
  • I’ve snorted while laughing.
  • I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
  • I’ve glued my hands to something.
  • I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public.

Health:

  • I was born with a disease/impairment. 
  • I was born with a learning disability
  • I currently have a serious disease 
  • I’ve had stitches.
  • I’ve broken a bone.
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
  • I’ve had surgery.
  • I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:

  • I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
  • I’ve been to Canada.
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Japan. 
  • I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
  • I’ve been to Spain.
  • I’ve been to Africa.
  • I’ve been to Italy.
  • I’ve been to France.
  • I’ve been to London.

Experiences:

  • I’ve been lost in my city.
  • I’ve seen a shooting star. 
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
  • I’ve been to a casino. 
  • I’ve been skydiving.
  • I’ve gone skinny dipping.
  • I’ve played spin the bottle.
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a play.
  • I’ve met someone in person from the internet.
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve seen the Northern Lights. 
  • I’ve sat on a roof top at night. 
  • I’ve played chicken.
  • I’ve played a prank on someone.
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi.
  • I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. 
  • I’ve eaten sushi.
  • I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:

  • I’m single.
  • I’m in a relationship.
  • I’m engaged.
  • I’m married.
  • I’ve gone on a blind date. 
  • I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
  • I miss someone right now.
  • I’ve been divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back. 

Sexuality:

  • I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.
  • I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.
  • I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
  • I am a cuddler.
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain.
  • I’ve had sex outdoors.
  • I’ve hugged a stranger.
  • I have kissed a stranger.
  • I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:

  • I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. 
  • I have lied to my parent about where I am.
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game.
  • I’ve run a red light.
  • I’ve been suspended from school.
  • I’ve witnessed a crime. 
  • I’ve been in a fist fight.
  • I’ve been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol:

  • I’ve consumed alcohol. 
  • I’ve smoked a cigarette 
  • I regularly drink.
  • I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them. (on multiple occasions)
  • I’ve done hard drugs.
  • I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug.

(Quelle: bangbangpoppop)

I really want a tattoo on my heart but my fucking boobs are in the way >:(

Growing strong is such a hard and long process.

But I can’t say it doesn’t make proud.

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY DRANK A LITER OF COFFEE NOW I FEEL LIKE ON DRUGS WHAT DO I DO??

I have found out that productivity automatically makes me a valued member of society.

I’m taking notes on “Sucessful in Uni” and suddenly I’m allowed to do anything and everyone loves me.

I could be doodling dicks instead of writing notes and just pretend.